Bampot Card

And now for a lesson in endearing Scottish words. This one is actually in the Oxford dictionary no less…

Bampot: an idiot; an objectionable and foolish person. Often shortened to ‘bam’. And any eccentric named Thomas risks being dubbed ‘Tam the Bam’ (those that know us, know)

Examples:

– Gonna stop being a bam

– Aye that Ronnie is a total bampot

– Ach she’s an absolute bampot – gie her a swerve

So there you go – the perfect card for your favourite birthday bampot.Blank inside to write your own greeting.

• Hand designed by clever Nick, graphic designer by day.

• Made & printed in Edinburgh

• Folded vertically

• White envelope included

• Cellophane wrapped to protect in transit

• Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm – silky smooth pure white card

• All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

• Posted in hardback envelope

• British sourced card & packaging